What You'll Get
The tide has finally turned in mankind’s war against wrinkles, thanks to new skincare practices and intelligence gathered from defecting shar-peis. Duel your countenance’s creases with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a microdermabrasion facial (a $100 value) at Esther’s Secrets in Windsor.
A licensed master aesthetician with 10 years of skin-spiffing experience, Mary Farmer helps fatigued dermises flout aging’s emblems with spa treatments. Rebuff clingy skin cells with the microdermabrasion facial, which gently strips visages of their outermost dermal layer with a non-invasive spray of fine crystals that infuses skin with the peachy glow of health, as opposed to the mauve glow of space radiation. Newly confident mugs can flaunt such results as reduced signs of sun damage, clearer complexions, and erasure of fine lines from intense bouts of illegal street brow-furrowing.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.