What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—although extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Eternal Youth Medical Spa (up to a $1,099.99 value). This deal can only be used for treatment of the brow, chin, upper lip, ears, sideburns, feet and toes, hands and fingers, one underarm (two Groupons may be purchased for pair of underarms), or basic bikini line, and all three treatments must target the same area.
Eternal Youth Medical Spa's experienced and certified staff wields state-of-the-art lasers to zap unwanted hair from follicled physiques. The Lumenis LightSheer Diode Laser works on a variety of skin types to halt the unsightly overproduction of black and brown tresses. Each treatment consists of a single laser pass across the skin, banishing body foliage with less effort than what is demanded by the arcane plucking processes of yesteryear. Treatments take up to one hour, depending on the area treated. Total hair elimination takes anywhere from two to six visits scheduled four to six weeks apart to combat follicle-stimulating full moons.
Although laser hair removal is a safe, gentle process, some patients experience brief bouts of redness, slight swelling, or minor discomfort lasting from an hour up to a day after treatment. However, most patients resume their day-to-day activities immediately, unless their day-to-day activities include standing camouflaged against a backdrop of Robin Williams' bare chest.
LightSheer laser hair removal is not effective for blonde and gray hair.
Seven Google Mappers give Eternal Youth Medical Spa an average of four stars.
- ...a very friendly and serene atmosphere, the best team of qualified beauty professionals and most importantly, their abillity [sic] to offer an individually tailored plan to address your specific beauty concerns. – Lois, Google Maps
- The spa is beautiful, quiet and serene. The staff at Eternal Youth gave excellent service… – Google Maps
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. By appt. only; subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. All sessions must apply to same area. Not valid for full arm or leg treatment. Must wait 4-6 weeks between sessions. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.