What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to disguise the fact that aliens live in them. Maintain your skin costume with today's Groupon: for $499, you get one Zeltiq fat-reducing treatment at Eternal Youth Medical Spa (a $1,500 value).
The aesthetic experts at Eternal Youth Medical Spa whittle down figures with the noninvasive Zeltiq CoolSculpting system. Together, the spa's medical staff and the patient select target areas, which the CoolSculpting tool then embraces with its cooling panels. Clients may feel a firm tug and pressure, along with a dissipating cold sensation and a sense of brotherhood with snow cones. During the next hour, clingy fat cells can loosen their grip, making it easier for the body to dispose of them. The procedure requires little to no recovery downtime, though postsession redness, slight bruising, or numbness may temporarily occur. Trimming treatments are designed to ice out up to 20% of fatty cells without the use of lasers or invasive procedures, and results may become apparent after three to eight weeks. Mottled walls and dark wood give the spa's lobby a refined, warm atmosphere, and its wide columns and greenery provide ample hiding places for encouraging friends.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.