Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—although extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Abduct rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $99 for four laser hair-removal treatments on a small area (an $800 value)
- $199 for four laser hair-removal treatments on a medium area (a $1,000 value)
- $299 for four laser hair-removal treatments on a large area (a $2,200 value)<p>
Click here for a list of treatment areas.<p> Eternal Youth Medical Spa’s experienced and certified staff wields the Lumenis LightSheer Diode Laser to halt the overproduction of black and brown tresses on a variety of skin types. It is not effective for blond or gray hair. Each treatment consists of a single laser pass across the skin, banishing body foliage with less effort than what is demanded by the arcane plucking processes of yesteryear. Treatments take up to one hour, depending on the area treated. Total hair elimination takes anywhere from two to six visits, scheduled four to six weeks apart to combat follicle-stimulating full moons. Although Eternal Youth Medical Spa’s laser hair removal is a safe, gentle process, some patients experience brief bouts of redness, slight swelling, or minor discomfort lasting from an hour up to a day after treatment. However, most patients resume their day-to-day activities immediately, unless their day-to-day activities include standing camouflaged against a backdrop of Robin Williams’s bare chest.