Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon to Ethereal Day Spa and Salon in Brown County. Choose between the following options:
- For $72, you get a Made in Heaven relaxation package, which includes a 20-minute hydra-therapy soak, a one-hour Swedish massage, and a 15-minute sauna session (a $145 value).
- For $215, you get three facial-toning light-therapy sessions (a $435 value).
The pampering professionals at Ethereal cater to clients' beauty-therapy needs with traditional spa services and high-tech light-therapy facials. A relaxing spa tour, the Made in Heaven package kicks off with a dip in the hot tub for 20 minutes of weightless hydrotherapeutic relaxation. A 60-minute Swedish massage unwinds tight muscles and relaxes the body with long, languorous strokes before a detoxifying sauna session, dry or steamy. The sauna's heat can extract body toxins, purifying pores and melting muscles the way a flock of baby dragons melts the heart.
Facial-toning light therapy helps to rejuvenate countenances with a noninvasive treatment free of surgical methods or uncomfortable questions about former significant others. After an initial consultation, technicians cleanse and dry the face before two passes of light therapy, intended to stimulate collagen production, discourage acne-producing bacteria, and reduce pores and wrinkles. Each session, scheduled once a week for three consecutive weeks, finishes with a cooling mask, gentle massage, and parfait of toner, moisturizers, and sunscreen.
Located amid wine shops, eateries, and boutiques, Ethereal's warm colors, funky animal prints, and clever, geometric furniture appeal to modernist visitors and Tetris champions alike. All guests are welcome to a warm shower posttreatment, along with a luxurious heated towel, robe, and slippers.