Humans are drawn to shiny things, just as moths are drawn to flames, and crude jokes are drawn to junior-high desks. Memorialize a more mature mode of decoration with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of jewelry and more from Ettika.com.
Ettika designs fashionable jewelry with an eye toward the laid-back luxury of the LA lifestyle. The online catalog bursts at the seams with enough finery, trinkets, baubles, and soy candles to decorate and scent an upscale bird's nest. Admirers of antiquity can gird their wrists with a women's Phaistos-coin leather bracelet ($50), and lackluster lobes sparkle in a pair of semiprecious-onyx-ball earrings ($30). Dress up ankles or really big fingers with a flat-disc-and-faceted-beads anklet ($80). Ladies looking to assert their ability to buy their own ornaments can do so with a bangle that clearly states "need no man to buy me jewelry" ($36).
In addition to women's adornments, Ettika has a full supply of gentlemen's jewelry. Clasp-conscious menfolk are welcome to fasten a hishi-bead necklace ($68) around their heads' necks, or wrap their hands' necks in a mercifully nonmolten lava-bead bracelet ($40).
Allow up to 10 days between placing order and shipment.