Excess body hair clogs drains, catches crumbs, and renders math cheat sheets scribbled on forearms illegible. Remove hazardous follicles with today's Groupon to Euro Charm Skincare. Choose from the following options:

• For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for small areas (a $180–$450 value). Choose from the following valid treatment areas: bikini line, stomach line, underarms, lip, chin, hands, feet, nose, sideburns, or cheek.
• For $198, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for medium areas (a $450–$900 value). Choose from the following valid treatment areas: front of neck, back of neck, full face, lower arms, upper arms, upper back, lower back, lower legs, upper legs, shoulders, or buttocks.
• For $297, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for large areas (a $750–$1,200 value). Choose from the following valid treatment areas: full face and neck, inner thigh, abdomen, Brazilian, chest, or full arms.
• For $396, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for the entire back or both legs (a $1,200–$1,800 value).

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The certified laser technicians at Euro Charm Skincare liberate epidermises from the burden of hair using waxless, razorless technology. During a pretreatment consultation, technicians chart the best course of treatment for each patient based on the removal areas chosen and number of sweaters he or she is wearing. Powerful laser beams swiftly eviscerate hair from the body, and they can treat small, sensitive areas such as the lips, nose and cheeks. Alternately, customer can choose to deforest broader terrains, such as legs, backs, and stomachs. Euro Charm Skincare recommends between five and seven treatments for best results, but this Groupon will get you well on your way to skin as smooth as a baby seal singing baritone in a silk cape.