What You'll Get
Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of dry cleaning, pick-up, and delivery at European Cleaners. Originating in Spain 75 years ago, European Cleaners has imported its craft to tend to Orange County's boundless laundry heaps, employing green techniques and convenient door-to-door service. Schedule a pick-up over the phone and a laundry liaison will whisk away your washables. Having dry-cleaned their fair share of Kool-Aid-soaked matador uniforms, the experts at European Cleaners now use computer-controlled dry cleaners to sanitize sullied suits ($12.95) and de-blemish bedraggled blouses ($5.25) with the precision of a surgeon and gentle touch of a newborn swaddled in bubble wrap. Freshly cleaned garments are returned to your home or workplace in complimentary bags, and deliveries are withheld until the next day if clothes risk exposure to the elements.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per household. Must call to reserve pick-up. Valid toward dry cleaning, pick-up, and delivery. Not valid for apartment without concierge service. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.