What You'll Get
Light is actually a spectrum of colours, each with its own restorative properties—red tackles wrinkles, blue zaps blemishes, and indigo tries to convince everyone it's a real color. Get illuminated with today's laser deal: for $189, you get three sun spot, age spot, or spider vein laser treatments at the European Institute of Esthetics & Medi-Spa on 75th Street (a $750 value). The European Institute of Esthetics educates aspiring spa aestheticians of tomorrow with a comprehensive curriculum of skin care treatments, waxing, massage therapy, and make-up arts. Decimate unsightly pigments with bona fide laser removal technologies administered by the instructors themselves, all of whom are certified laser technicians. A consultation addresses preliminary inquiries and the feasibility of using real lasers to individually microwave popcorn kernels.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Not valid for varicose veins. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.