What You'll Get
Before laser therapy, humans struggled to find a use for the abundance of lasers harvested each year from many-angled prisms, well-attended raves, and discarded light sabres. Tap into a full spectrum of innovation with today's Groupon: for $899, you get six Zerona body-sculpting treatments at Laser Light and Sound (formerly know as Euroscape Spa) (a $2,240 value).
Laser Light and Sound tones and pampers client bodies with an array of laser- and sound-wave-based procedures. Health Canada–approved and featured on a variety of television programs, Zerona treatments shape bodies and reduce fat through the noninvasive rays of Erchonia cold-laser therapy. Though ineffective against most supervillains, the cold lasers swiftly emulsify subcutaneous adipose tissue in up to 10 areas at once, including stomach, back, hips, thighs, buttocks, chin, neck, and arms. Low-level-laser stimulation disrupts fat-cell membranes, gently releasing cellular contents into the surrounding space without damage to nearby capillaries or civilian cells. Superfluous fat-cell contents leave the body during its normal detoxification cycles with the aid of white blood cells.
Clients can listen to music, rest, or rehearse statue impressions during each 40-minute session. Patients fully recline at the start of each treatment, enabling physicians to precisely train Zerona's four-pronged device head over target areas on the front or back. Doctors allow beams 20 minutes to slowly trim one side of the client's chassis, before flipping bodies for the other side's identical tissue tempering. With no reported pain or sensation of illness during or after each session, patients may continue any normal activities immediately following each light-induced slimming. By attending three regularly timed sessions per week, Zerona clients may expect to lose 3–11 inches in about two weeks.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only at Victoria location. Consultation included; required prior to treatment. Must be 18 or older. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.