Teeth enable humans to chew food, to prove it's cold outside by chattering, and to bite those who disagree that it's cold outside. Pay back teeth for all they do with today's Groupon: for $69, you get an in-office SpaWhite teeth-whitening treatment (up to a $149 value) plus a pretreatment (a $50 value) at Eventful Smiles, located at The Cherished Bride Manor (up to a $199 total value).
Eventful Smiles' whitening wizards lighten teeth up to eight shades with a line of patented WhiteScience products, all from within a cozy suite tucked inside a white Victorian villa. Owner Gina Kaczmarek begins with a pretreatment to prep chompers for the 30-minute SpaWhite treatment, which uses a pH-neutral foam-suspension peroxide delivery system to banish stains caused by eating acidic foods and mud pies. During the treatment, maws bite into the SpaWhite mouth tray, which allows the jaw's natural pressure to form the peroxide strip to the teeth. Then the DayLight 5K light's cool blue beams accelerate the whitening process for results in approximately 30 minutes, or as long as it takes to hum two rounds of "99 Bottles of Beer."
Though Eventful Smiles sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Face & Body Tonics
Botanical formulas meet modern technology at Face & Body Tonics, where beauty technicians rely on both to design spa treatments that enhance bodies' health and appearance from the inside out while promoting relaxation and rejuvenation. The spa’s cosmetic teeth-whitening treatments exemplify this approach, pairing a pH-balanced whitening formula with light, pressure, and heat to erase stains caused by drinking coffee and eating oil paintings of fruit. The spa's licensed massage therapist, Maribel, specializes in Swedish, deep-tissue, and hot-stone massage.
725 E Silver Springs Blvd.
Ocala, Florida 34470