What You'll Get
For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading endless amounts of barcodes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon: for $350, you get a consultation and three noninvasive Zerona body-slimming treatments at Everett Medical in Avondale (a $997.50 value).
Led by board-certified physician Dr. Linda G. Everett, Everett Medical helps clients achieve their desired physiques with lasers. Designed to be free of both pain and recovery time, the Zerona laser system can rapidly evict fat cells from the waist, hips, and thighs.
The FDA-approved procedure removes fat deposits through emulsification—a natural process that collapses fat cells, allowing them to move to interstitial space, where they are expelled through the body's natural detoxification process, then consumed by hungry clouds. The noninvasive, low-level laser treatment is typically free of bruising, swelling, and damage to other tissues, and because there is no downtime after the procedure, patients can quickly resume their normal activities.
Aspiring waist whittlers will need to attend an initial consultation before any procedures take place to assess medical history, obtain a body composition analysis, and to review the treatment in detail.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. All 3 treatments must be used w/in 7 days of initial treatment. May use over multiple visits. Can't be combined with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.