According to Newton’s fourth law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage’s exterior with this Groupon to Evergreen Car Wash. Choose between the following options:
- For $24, you get one ultimate car wash book, valid for five ultimate car washes with an additional wash within five days of each (a $49.95 value).
- For $59, you get an ultimate detail (a $119 value).<p>
The family of ride primpers at Evergreen Car Wash has been meticulously returning messy motor vehicles to long-lasting luminescence for more than 15 years. The ultimate wash slathers on two kinds of soap during a soft-cloth machine wash: one to clean and shine the exterior glass and chrome, and another to gently remove tough soil and pollutants from the paint. While they are in the tunnel, cars’ tires and rims get de-gunked and shined before their bodies are polished to a colorful glow with red, yellow, and blue wax. A rust-inhibiting flush tickles soft underbellies to protect the most tender cuts of auto meat, and an application of clear-coat protectant works to inhibit gunkification caused by salt, dust, dirt, and rain.
The all-encompassing ultimate detail does everything the ultimate wash does, then sweeps cars off their wheels with a swift blitz detail. A nimble-fingered technician power-washes wheel wells and rockers before removing bugs and tar, and then Evergreen’s staff dresses exterior moldings and the dashboard, as well as any children found inside the car, in adorable sailor suits. Vacuums and shampoos oust any dust colonies populating the dark corners of floors, mats, and cloth seats, and newly glossed doorjambs, rims, and tires gleam with the envious reflections of passersby. Specialists also polish all glass surfaces inside and out and take the time to lovingly hand wax each car’s exoskeleton. Evergreen Car Wash’s downtown location makes lunchtime vehicular makeovers a cinch, and the personable, knowledgeable staff keeps skittish sedans docile without having to resort to tranquilizer darts.