Improve circulation and relieve tension without lifting a finger with today's Groupon: $75 gets you two 60-minute Swedish massages at Everlasting Day Spa, a $140 value. You can keep your double-whammy back magic to yourself, or share the decadent hex with someone you love or a particularly spinally crumpled stranger. Bring your high-strung sister for matching massages to cull good vibes for your evening out. Give your sweetheart the romantic gift of simultaneous massage and synchronize your stress-busting experience (this Groupon does not include couples package, but can be applied to simultaneous massages). If you aren't feeling generous, save your second massage for an emergency de-stress session after parent-teacher conferences or a particularly deadliest Deadliest Catch.
From the moment you walk into the intimate spa, you're greeted by the beaming professional pamperers of the Everlasting pamper city. The cheery yellow walls give you an energy boost akin to grabbing a star in Super Mario Bros., but the rich chestnut floor tiles keep your mind as grounded as a goomba and much more peaceful. Your friendly massage therapist is like a wizard of the corporeal arts: kneading, melting, and making origami Cloverfields with your tired muscles. Tension will drain away, and you'll be left feeling as if each muscle is floating on its own cloud of air. After your massage, family members, bus drivers, and deli workers will find you more pleasant to be around, and your body will be a cozier dwelling for “good” bacteria and your soul.
Located in Cherry Hill, Everlasting is an easy escape just outside the city, with late evening and weekend hours to accommodate your busy schedule. Everlasting Spa is open Monday through Friday from 9:30 a.m. to 8 p.m., Saturdays from 9:30 a.m. to 6 p.m., and by appointment on Sundays from 12 p.m. to 4 p.m.
Two Insider Pages users give Everlasting five stars:
- They are very friendly and take there [sic] time with you whether you are there for a pedicure or a massage. Some places just rush through to get to the next client but not here. They want you to be relaxed and pampered. It may be a little more than the chain massage places but it is sooooo worth it! – Nadine H.
- ...I was happy with the services I got and the workers were very helpful. I would go there again. – Jennifer g.
Less Notable Beatles
Swedish massages are great for melting away tension, especially when you bring a friend (or band mate) who you’ve been prickly with lately. If Swedish massages had been more available in 1960s Liverpool, the Beatles probably could’ve taken their own advice to “work it out” and remain a 24-piece ensemble, instead of firing all but four members. Rock historians have painstakingly pieced together what they believe is a list of the early, cast-off members of the Beatles, but as they say, “Tomorrow never knows”:
- Jorge, Paug, Snog, and Pringle
- Jom, Porge, Snail, and Jimbo
- Don, Saul, Lore, and Data
- Yan, June, Rodge, and Jingle
- Blog, Snopes, Dogg, and Shinguard
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