The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of services at Everlasting Day Spa in Cherry Hill.
Everlasting Day Spa pampers world-weary bodies with comprehensive spa treatments and all-natural products. Within the cozy confines of private treatment rooms, amiable human tenderizers soothe stress away with a 60-minute hot-stone massage ($90), employing warmed stones and long, connective strokes to relieve tension, awaken the lymphatic system, and increase circulation.
Opt for a signature aromaplasty facial to rejuvenate their skull façades with a vitamin-infused formula ($85). After frowning mugs are relaxed and hydrated with an aromatherapy cream mask, one of Everlasting Day Spa's skilled aestheticians will apply a separate mask, customized to meet each individual's skincare needs, whether it's to pump faces full of oxygen, firm up droopy mugs, or fade away a regrettable face tattoo of an ice cream cone. Manicures and pedicures are available, in addition to a variety of waxing services, making this Groupon the perfect prep for a vacation, a swim race, or a shirtless calendar photo shoot.