Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else’s table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today’s Groupon for your choice of a Swedish, deep-tissue, or trigger-point massage from Eileen Lorson LMT. Choose between the following options:
- For $32, you get a 60-minute massage (a $65 value).
- For $45, you get a 90-minute massage (a $90 value).
Sore-shouldered patients meet the healing hands of licensed massage therapist Eileen Lorson, who quickens circulation, improves sleep quality, and boosts energy with intensive muscle-mollifying sessions and possesses more than ten years experience with athletes and musicians on repetitive strain injury. Lying face down, clients receive their choice of a Swedish, deep-tissue, or trigger-point massage for up to 90 minutes, long enough to recite the dictionary from memory. During a deep-tissue massage, Eileen battles tension hiding out in connective tissue, striving to eliminate discomfort by digging deeply into sore muscle groups. With trigger-point therapy, pain-causing locales on the body are systematically rendered obsolete using pressure. Meanwhile, the Swedish massage uses long, graceful motions to reduce joint stiffness and bring buried lingonberries to the surface.