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What You'll Get
Like house parties, massages give people an excuse to forget about everyday stresses and fall asleep on someone else’s table. Attend a fettle-ready fiesta with today’s Groupon for your choice of a Swedish, deep-tissue, or trigger-point massage from Eileen Lorson LMT. Choose between the following options:
- For $32, you get a 60-minute massage (a $65 value).
- For $45, you get a 90-minute massage (a $90 value).
Sore-shouldered patients meet the healing hands of licensed massage therapist Eileen Lorson, who quickens circulation, improves sleep quality, and boosts energy with intensive muscle-mollifying sessions and possesses more than ten years experience with athletes and musicians on repetitive strain injury. Lying face down, clients receive their choice of a Swedish, deep-tissue, or trigger-point massage for up to 90 minutes, long enough to recite the dictionary from memory. During a deep-tissue massage, Eileen battles tension hiding out in connective tissue, striving to eliminate discomfort by digging deeply into sore muscle groups. With trigger-point therapy, pain-causing locales on the body are systematically rendered obsolete using pressure. Meanwhile, the Swedish massage uses long, graceful motions to reduce joint stiffness and bring buried lingonberries to the surface.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 19, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.