Before man conquered his fear of water, he amused himself with dust sports such as pushing boulders off cliffs, wrestling tumbleweeds, and falling in the dust. Open up earth-free avenues of amusement with this Groupon.

$29 for One Month of Swim Lessons ($83 Value)

Choose from the following locations: North Gilbert Road in Gilbert, East Williams Field in Gilbert, or Queen Creek. This deal includes the annual insurance fee (a $15 value). Classes are good for any level; click here to see classes and schedules.

Starfish and Pufferfish classes are designed for children aged 9 months to 3 years old, who learn how to hold their breath and perform basic floats with the help of a parent, grandparent, or school of adoptive clownfish. Open to swimmers 2.5 years and older, Otter and Seal classes teach kids how to be relaxed in the water without parents by their side. Well-supervised Sea Lion, Porpoise, and Dolphin classes ease swimmers aged 4 to 12 years into lessons on strokes, advanced breath control, and how to extract promises from adults before retrieving car keys from pool bottoms. Advanced Stroke instruction ups the ante, prepping children from 5 to 12 years old for competitive swimming, increasing endurance while covering the four main strokes as well as wall turns.