What You'll Get
Unlike breaking china or throwing a lover's clothing onto the lawn during a rainstorm, studying martial arts relieves tension without requiring a thorough cleaning or a heartfelt apology. Tame tension and build strength with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get one month of unlimited classes (a $75 value) at Evolution Fight Academy in High Point.
Evolution Fight Academy's schedule of classes gives adults and children 5 years and older plenty of chances to sample Mixed Martial Arts' simmering stew of Brazilian jiu-jitsu, judo, tae kwon do, Greco-Roman wrestling, boxing, and kickboxing. Novices and callused fists alike will find classes devoted to their skill level, as well as more specialized courses in grappling, striking, wrestling, and deflecting body blows with an insouciant bon mot. Martial-art mixologists can take an unlimited amount of classes during their month-long membership and may brag about their newly acquired strength and confidence up to six times before friends become irritated.
No equipment is needed other than a T-shirt and a pair of shorts without pockets, zippers, or buttons. If you continue your membership, Evolution recommends that you stock up on gloves, protective cups, and other equipment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 4 per person, may buy 4 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. Must be 5 or older. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.