What You'll Get
Although working out in the street is not technically illegal, bench-pressing the neighbor's car almost certainly is. Head indoors to pump some non-vehicular iron with today's Groupon to Excel Fitness. The 6000 square foot, full-body wellness center contains a variety of weights, weighty machines, treadmills, stationary bikes, and certified trainers to pummel fat and increase stamina, strength, and the body's ability to resist donuts. Groupon holders will receive three months of access to the spotless facilities, one personal training session, and three free group exercise sessions good for boot camp and Pilates.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership & training by 5/1/11, membership expires 3 months from activation. New members and members inactive within last 6 months only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.