Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a chiropractic exam and two adjustments at Excellence in Health Chiropractic (a $230 value).
Excellence in Health Chiropractic's Dr. William Ross and his team of experienced assistants coax spines back into harmonious alignment during dedicated posture therapies. Treatments commence with a 20- to 30-minute neurological, muscular, and joint examination, as Dr. Ross catalogues vertebral trouble spots and muscular aberrations before crafting a custom-healing regimen to be deployed during two 5- to 15-minute adjustments. Each realignment switches spines from unsure question marks to revitalized exclamation points, as the fine-tuned treatments banish aches, mollify underlying causes of pain, and maximize chances of winning piggyback-ride races.
Excellence in Health
Led by Doctor of Chiropractic William Ross—a former secondary teacher—Excellence in Health's team of licensed massage therapists combine their expertise to target chronic pain, stress, migraines, acute injuries, and wellness issues with a comprehensive range of drug-free treatments. They also outfit the office with advanced rehab equipment, such as mechanical-intermittent traction and flexion distraction tables that relieve the discomfort of herniated discs or sore necks resulting from constantly looking upwards to avoid falling anvils.