What You'll Get
Without a routine carpet cleaning, dirt overstays its welcome by lounging around all day, then bringing cat hairs over for nightcaps. Remove unwanted guests with today's Groupon: for $60, you get carpet cleaning of three rooms (up to 400 square feet) from Excellent Carpet Care (up to a $150 value).
Excellent Carpet Care degrimes carpeted surfaces using the latest ground-gleaming technology. A multifaceted, two- to three-hour purifying process of three rooms ensues with a commercial-powered prevacuuming, a conditioning prespray, and a tearful farewell ceremony for longtime carpet residents. The Rotovac 360i, a self-propelled, high-powered cleaning machine, scrubs carpet fibers using a high-torque gear motor, three jets spraying 212-degree water, and an attachable fire hose to entertain neighborhood children. Customers can expect recently cleaned carpets to return to a completely dry state in four hours or less, or immediately after pet dragons return home from the vet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Extra fee required for overly soiled carpets. Valid only for up to 400 sq ft. Not valid in Mississippi. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.