In the event of a global catastrophe, money will become obsolete, and the world will once again return to an economy based on how many pull-ups one can do in a minute. Flex your way to fortune and fame with today's Groupon for a membership to Expert Fitness in Midland, a facility that offers a high quality, boutique experience with a focus on healthy lifestyle. For $20, you get a 30-day membership ($89 value). Start with the fitness/weight loss consultation to establish an individualized health plan for achieving desired results ($87 value). Afterwards, jumpstart metabolism with the pure, distilled power of exercise in the ROM quick gym, which crams the equivalent of a 45-minute conventional workout into an itty-bitty 12-minute suitcase.
$20 for 30 days gym membership. Fitness/weight loss diagnosis included
In a Nutshell
- Dedicated staff
- Get individualized advice
- One-month trial membership
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 10, 2012. Amount paid never expires. May buy multiple as gifts. Must activate membership by 1/10/12, membership expires 30 days from activation date. Must be 18 or older. New members only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.