What You'll Get
If left unchecked, household dirt and dust eventually forms a sentient mass that constantly hogs the remote, refuses to pay rent, and somehow remembers you from high school. Avoid allergenic roommates with today's Groupon from Expocleaning Corp. Choose between the following options:
- For $29, you get one hour of commercial or residential cleaning services ($69 value).
- For $69, you get three hours of commercial or residential cleaning services ($200 value).
Supplying professional equipment and a fully trained staff, Expocleaning Corp restores homes and offices to the fresh, cozy spotlessness of move-in day. For residential cleaning service, one competent cleaner methodically attacks every room of the house, apartment, or co-op, cornering dust bunnies with feather-duster snares and forcing dirt devils back through the interdimensional portal behind the fridge. Along with wiping down furniture, washing interior windows, and vacuuming or mopping the floors, the sponge-wielding warrior scours kitchen sinks and countertops and scrubs built-up residue from bathroom showers and walls. Expocleaning also provides commercial cleaning services at any hour, day or night, tackling every task from organizing and dusting workstations to vacuuming the carpet to removing the leftover stains from Friday's impromptu coffee-chugging contest.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 3-day cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. New clients only. Valid only for Manhattan and boroughs. Valid only for interior windows. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.