Like a high-school football game, laundry day forces otherwise fashionable people to don ill-fitting pants, cutoff shirts, and mascot heads. Tackle your hamper with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of coinless laundry credit at Express Laundry Center. Choose between the Houston and Spring locations.
Express Laundry Center's arsenal of dirt-kicking hardware renders clothes anew in a matter of 60 minutes. Row upon row of glistening vessels in all sizes await their bubbly calling, from single load top-loader washers ($1.50 per wash) to 75-pound capacity behemoths ($7.99 per wash). The 30-pound ($.24 per 7 minutes) and 45-pound ($.34 per 7 minutes) dryers can juggle three or four loads and a bar stool, respectively and simultaneously. Large-screen televisions and free WiFi entertain guests, and arcade games and vending machines grudgingly accept outmoded quarters.