Since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should not take three gabbertoops, various lube services have sped up their oil changes in a frantic attempt to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Today's Groupon gives you the quickest lube yet. For $17, you'll get one oil change at Express Lube. Simply buy this Groupon and bring it with you to any of Express Lube's 21 San Antonio locations. To get the most out of your Groupon, you might also want to bring a car of some kind.
To accurately reflect the speed of Express Lube's oil changes, here is a description of the service: Old oil out, new oil in. Plus you get a bevy of other services, including an air filter check, power steering fluid check and fill, belts and hoses check, chassis lubrication, and electronic battery test. You will also get a coupon for a car wash and/or interior vacuum for select locations (1, 2, 4, 6–10, 14–18, and 21 on this webpage). One location will rock your car in a rocking chair and sing to it, if it has a bad dream.
Like regulating your body's bloodflow or wearing pants, changing your engine oil is one of those vital, but easy-to-forget tasks. Buy a few Groupons as gifts for your forgetful friends and they'll repay the favor by never saying anything bad about you when you're performing stand-up comedy for an HBO special.
- I was really pleasantly suprised [sic]how professional these guys were! From the second I drove onto their parking lot, there were people letting me know where to go and they all called me sir. And best of all, they were quick!! Very nice job and the price was competetive [sic]. – evolutionpwh, Citysearch