Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Care for your permanent domicile with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $49 for a 30-day weight-loss program for one (a $299 value)
- $98 for a 30-day weight-loss program for two (a $598 value)
The program includes weekly B-complex injections and lipotropic-cocktail injections, daily meal plans, and dietary coaching. Participants visit the office once a week for about 15 minutes to receive injections, discuss progress, and collaborate on plans for ongoing wellness.
Express Weight Loss
The weight-loss experts at Express Weight Loss dedicate themselves to supplementing body-slimming efforts with personal coaching and noninvasive treatments. Staff members operate under the no-frills philosophy that dieters and exercisers can maintain their weight with a healthy lifestyle and sensible eating. But they also recognize that sticking to a healthy lifestyle can be harder than landing a helicopter on a doghouse roof, so the team works one-on-one with clients to educate them on such weight-loss methods as HCG diets, laser-assisted liposuction procedures, and body sculpting with Venus Freeze radio-frequency treatments. To supplement new shapes, they also smooth wrinkles and plump up skin with Botox and Juvéderm injections.