Eating healthy, much like playing the computer game Minesweeper, requires hours of practice, diligent calculations, and the ability to sidestep untrustworthy boxes that could explode in your face. Notch a high score in nutritional value with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of stuffed-pita fare at Extreme Pita.

This clean, eco-friendly eatery's menu is populated with nutritional and nourishing palate-pleasers, all packing a punch of personalized perfection that won't lead to paunches or potbellies. Each tasty creation is quickly prepared from fresh ingredients upon ordering, and a friendly, helpful staff is on hand to walk nervous neophytes through the ordering process. Fill up on a freestyle wrap (from $4.99 for a 6", up to $7.69 for a 9"), such as the grilled chicken or the philly cheesesteak, and top it with any of the multitude of dressings, including tzatziki, barbecue sauce, and honey mustard. Globally minded gastronomists can tongue-travel with international eats such as the fiesta mexicana ($5.69 for a 6", $6.99 for a 9") or the thai beef ($5.69 for a 6", $6.99 for 9"). This Groupon is good for dine-in or carryout, allowing hungry hominids to eat well whether fully bipedal or critical of sit-down dining.