What You'll Get
Paintball is a lot like chess in that both require complex strategizing and both are almost impossible to win against autonomous robots. Opt out of surefire failure with today's Groupon: for $15, you get an all-day field pass at Extreme Sports Paintball in Linden (a $30 value). Avid paintballers can vent pent-up workaday stress on Extreme Sports Paintball's 171-acre woodsball course. Gear and ammo are included; your arsenal consists of a BT-4 paintball gun with a hopper, a barrel cover, a Ninja tank filled with neverending air, and a two-pod pack for carrying your 500 paintballs—enough ammunition to play-shoot your foe once every other year for a millennium. Stop in on a Saturday or a Sunday and trade your signed waiver for a day of speed-painting action.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only on Saturday and Sunday. Waiver required; guardian must sign waiver if under 18. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.