Customer Reviews
What You'll Get
Like ripened fruits, people with healthy colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get either eight conventional level-one tanning sessions or four UV-free spray tans (up to a $76 value) at Extreme Sun Capsule. Get bronzed at any of the three locations in Amherst, Cheektowaga, or Depew.
Each Extreme Sun Capsule bed and booth offers unparalleled comfort and a chance at rebirth through a youthful glow. Each level-one booth (a $7 value per session) can bestow a rosy base tan—an ideal foundation upon which to assemble additional, more complex tans that adhere to the auxiliary polynomial theorem of mathematics. Sessions last no more than 20 minutes, and the new tan will crystallize overnight. If the rays of the sun do nothing but bitterly remind you of an ever-present nemesis, step into a Mystic Tan spray booth (a $19 value per session) to be instantly and safely basted Thanksgiving-turkey brown without use of a single UV ray. This spray tan darkens perceptibly within six hours and can last up to a week depending on how often you shed your skin.
Extreme’s experienced staff possesses an incredible knowledge of the science of tanning and sport bafflingly impressive eyes that can discern thousands of shades of dusky, tawny, and dun that are otherwise imperceptible to ordinary human beings. After almost two decades spent rescuing citizens from paleness, Extreme Sun Capsule knows a thing or two about how to transform the translucent. The staff wants to make every customer feel that his or her time in the tanning reactor is a miniature vacation and offer attentive service, including the option of gathering around you and making seagull sounds with their mouths to help transport your mind to a place far, far away.
This deal is valid for level-one tanning only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Must use all sessions within 5 weeks of first visit. Valid only for level 1 tanning. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.