Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Protect Earth's favorite fireball with today's Groupon: for $45, you get an eye exam at Eye Care Center of Colorado Springs (a $139 value).
At the Eye Care Center of Colorado Springs, licensed Doctors of Optometry employ state-of-the-art technology to peruse peepers with expert care. An eye exam safeguards against the unexpected assailment of serious visual vexations, such as glaucoma and provides prescriptive information pertaining to corrective lenses. Although not included with this Groupon, Eye Care Center’s display cases sport several styles of designer eyeglasses, as well as backroom shelves stocked with name-brand and specialty contact lenses for eyeballs in need of assistance.
1805 E Cheyenne Mountain Blvd.
Colorado Springs, Colorado 80906