What You'll Get
People who wear glasses endure wisecracks including “four-eyes” and “Einstein,” while those with perfect vision bask in compliments such as “two-eyes” and “Oppenheimer.” Sharpen your sight with today's Groupon: for $2,500, you get iLASIK eye surgery for two eyes at Eye Center of La Jolla (up to a $5,000 value).
Dr. Shervin Alborzian helms the Eye Center of La Jolla, where laser-powered iLASIK surgery updates the original LASIK procedure to sharpen vision for 99% of patients. A pre-operation consultation ensures a patient’s candidacy for the procedure, with the typical iLASIK candidate donning glasses or contacts to correct nearsightedness, farsightedness, astigmatism, presbyopia, or seeing friends as hamburgers during periods of intense hunger. Dr. Alborzian then performs the surgery using only lasers, which boosts procedural safety. Boasting a 3-D mapping system, the now-bladeless surgery customizes itself to the layout and secret passageways ensconced in each pair of eyes. Afterwards, as research charts, 99% of patients achieve their intended level of correction. This Groupon also includes post-op visits one day, one week, six weeks, and six months after the surgery, and, if patients own a time machine, six hours before.
LASIK may not be the procedure of choice for everyone. Customers may use this Groupon to opt for an alternative PRK procedure, which is similar to LASIK with a few weeks of longer recovery time. Customers should schedule an in-office evaluation in order to determine if they are a candidate for PRK.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 13, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. 48hr cancellation notice required. First-time LASIK candidates only. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Cornea mapping and custom mapping fees not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.