What You'll Get
In nature, the only way for animals to achieve perfect vision is to crossbreed with an eagle, usually resulting in eagle-eyed abominations such as snakes with talons and flying pumas. Keeping human senses sharp is a less formidable task, as today’s Groupon proves: for $40, you get $160 toward glasses or prescription sunglasses at Eyecare Greengate in Greensburg.
Eyecare Greengate corrects on-the-fritz ocular orbs with a plethora of image-sharpening lenses and stylish frames by brands such as Prada, Ray-Ban, and Lafont. Guests browse the selection of more than 1,000 frames ($89–$1,150), picking out specs that mesh with personal style or facilitate the infiltration of subversive librarian cells. Lenses ($70+ for single-vision plastic lenses) encompass basic options as well as such high-tech innovations as progressive, lightweight, and photochromatic lenses. Allow for up to 30 minutes to try on and order a smart pair of specs. New frame-lens combos allow the freshly clear-sighted to jet back home and determine whether the flamingos in the neighbor's yard are real.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid towards contacts, gift cards, or previous purchases. Valid prescription required. Not valid with insurance purchases. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.