What You'll Get
Without teeth, humans would be forced to consume an all-liquid diet, making them no different than plants, fish, or water balloons. Cement solid-eating abilities with today's Groupon: for $79, you get a teeth cleaning, digital x-rays, and a dental exam at EZ Dental. For patients who smoke or have periodontal or gum disease, an additional $85–$125 fee may apply.
EZ Dental's Dr. Leonard Patlut leads visitors through a slew of mouth-ameliorating treatments. Each three-part checkup starts with a hygienist-helmed teeth cleaning, which artfully evicts unwanted tartar from both the gums and chompers. Cleanings last 20–40 minutes, depending on each client's dental fitness, the complexity of their treatment, and the number of rows of teeth they have. Digital x-rays, which exude 80% less radiation than their regular counterparts, afford oral experts a glimpse inside pearly whites, allowing them to diagnose problems hidden from the naked eye. A final exam from Dr. Patlut rounds out the mouth-centric session, as he recommends future plans involving any newly discovered fang snafus or inner-mouth karaoke bars.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New patients only. Additional $85–$125 fee may apply for patients who smoke or have periodontal or gum disease. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.