A dirty carpet is like a guilty conscience—it's always nagging you from the background, and it prevents you from eating off the floor in peace. Expunge lingering crud from your rug with today's Groupon: for $29, you get carpet-cleaning services for two rooms (up to a total of 290 square feet) from EZ Steamer Carpet Cleaners (a $60 value).
The expert rug revivers at EZ Steamer Carpet Cleaners harness warm vapors to liberate floor fibers from stains, dirt, mold, dander, and dust. EZ's professionals erase menacing Rorschach tests left behind by cunning pets, or expunge other blotches that give away too many secrets—such as the fact that you spill wine often or are the Tin Man. Aggravating allergens flee to other homes, and dry dust bunnies rehydrate under the steam so that they can finally escape. After services, once-discolored carpets are clean and fluffy enough to host sleeping brides.