Cleaning clothes without water and walking on the moon both sound impossible, and yet seeing Buzz Aldrin's spacesuit at the dry cleaners provides evidence of both. Defy skeptics with today's Groupon to EZ Way Cleaners' four locations in Bradford, East Hampstead, and Haverhill. Choose from the following options:

• For $25, you get $50 worth of dry cleaning services.
• For $35, you get $75 worth of dry cleaning services.
For $100, you get a bridal-gown cleaning (a $200 value).

EZ Way Cleaners' aqua-averse thread cleansers eradicate apparel stains with a laundry list of water-free cleaning services. Drop duds off before 10 a.m. for same day services, letting staffers punctually clean power suits ($13.25–$17.50) before business meetings, long gowns ($15.25) before proms, and nightgowns ($9) before vampire proms. Once de-soiled, laundered shirts return on hangers ($2.45) or in boxes ($2.50), and raincoats ($13.50) uphold their staunch distaste for water. EZ Way Cleaners also rejuvenate non-clothing items, dry cleaning bedspreads ($17) to incite pleasant dreams and cleaning drapes ($12-$14) to erase reminders of suncatcher purchases.

Alternatively, preserve marital nostalgia with wedding-dress cleaning, sending out the nuptial gown to be cleaned, boxed, and preserved more effectively than by the moths promising to watch it in the attic.