Go-kart racing is a satisfying method for besting the sixth graders who ceaselessly demand treat-filled lunches and flaunt their superior knowledge of integral calculus. Assert your adult achievements with today's Groupon: for $19, you get 20 minutes of go-karting at F440 Racing Challenge (a $40 value), located on Nu Lelum Way in Tsawwassen.

F440 Racing Challenge’s course runs over one kilometre in length, with 17 challenging and contrasting corners. After choosing a kart from F440's eclectic inventory of rental gurneys, nourish the belly's competitive fire, zooming past lesser motorists along thrillingly tight hairpins. An acceleration-inducing S-curve decreases the time needed to achieve wind-blown hair, and a diverse dispersal of decreasing radius turns upholds excitement throughout the adventure. Even the most skilled of motorists pay reverence to this admirable and complex track, offering bittersweet thanks during gold-cup acceptance speeches and heavy traffic.

Motorists may manoeuvre the twists and turns of this track seven days a week, rain or shine. The 4,000-square-foot clubhouse contains a viewing deck, TV, and a snack shack for fuelling skeletal frames running on empty. Chomp on chips, cool off with ice-cream bars, or fill up on the true snack of champions—winning.

Drivers must be at least eight years old.