Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a 60-minute colon-hydrotherapy session at Fabylous Living (a $130 value).
Fabylous Living's certified therapists cultivate bodily wellness with detoxifying colon-hydrotherapy sessions. Through a sterile, disposable nozzle, a therapist gently guides water into the colon, flushing the digestive tract of toxins, impacted matter, and undetectable antimatter. Several supplemental techniques may be employed to assist the colon hydrotherapy, including an abdominal massage with organic oils and hot stones, vibrational therapy with tuning forks, acupressure, or acupuncture. The session also includes nutritional counseling, detailing which foods to avoid to maintain digestive function and which foods are usually safe to eat from the neighbor’s fridge.