The face is the human body's most expressive part, speaking for us when our tongues are occupied with stamps or busy flirting with our tonsils. Reward your face for its unspoken hard work with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a medical facial at Face Beautiful Cosmedic (a $150 value).
At Face Beautiful Cosmedic, highly trained medical aestheticians carefully craft customized treatments to restore visages of all skin types and conditions to glowing splendour. A skincare analysis discerns each face's singular needs and ability to balance spoons on its nose, after which an able aesthetician applies customized serums to combat nefarious facial afflictions such as acne, fine lines, rosacea, and hyperpigmentation. Finally, a face and décolletage massage soothe clenched jaws, leaving skin radiant enough to attract winks from passing fireflies.