Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon to Face to Face With TLC in Palo Alto. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get a Brazilian wax (an $85 value).
• For $87, you get a microdermabrasion treatment with caviar mask, plus soothing lip and eye treatments (a $175 value).

Face to Face With TLC's expert aestheticians know skin like the back of their own skin-covered hands, having received extensive training in a wide array of skincare techniques. Clients looking to evade the burn and battle scars of razors can opt for the sleek finish of a full Brazilian bikini wax. Waxed areas tend to remain fringe-free longer than with traditional shaving, and professional waxing by the spa’s trained waxers is quicker and more comfortable than going the duct-tape route.

The microdermabrasion treatment employs diamond-peel technology to gently exfoliate outdated layers of epidermis, leaving you with a chic new face-coat as fresh as it is fashion-forward ($125). Complete the indulgent experience with a luxurious, skin-drenching caviar mask, formulated with the finest ingredients from hedgerow and sea, including nourishing shea butter, pearl extract, and Poseidon's tears ($20). Today’s deal also includes a lip-plumping treatment, which temporarily erases fine lines through exfoliation and the application of collagen to areas surrounding smooch cushions ($15), as well as an eye-firming treatment that minimizes fine lines, dark circles, and puffiness ($15). After a trip to Face to Face, customers leave rejuvenated and relieved of life’s daily worries about work and intergalactic diplomacy.