Your face is the ultralogical Vulcan of your body, and not just because it goes mad with lust and tries to kill William Shatner every seven years. Let your features live long and prosper with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a 60-minute spa facial plus microdermabrasion at Facelogic Spa (a $79 value).

Facelogic's spa services dispel the specious, sophomoric ad hominems of stress, homeliness, and other facial fallacies that can dull one's glow. The 60-minute custom facial, which takes place in a zero-gravity treatment chair, smoothes out fine lines, increases circulation, and restores the face's default factory sheen. An upper-body massage unties muscle and sailor's knots, and the included microdermabrasion treatment of the face, neck, and chest banishes dead skin to the cosmetic underworld. A calming face-mask cocoon and luscious lip treatment complete the euphoric escape, which makes even the dimmest of mugs glow like a Tarzan swinging from a powerline.

Reviews

Citysearchers give the Austin branch of Facelogic Spa a 4.5-star average:

• I look forward to my appointment each month because I know I will be pampered and relaxed. The estheticians are always helpful in suggesting facials and/or a skin care regimen to improve the quality of my skin. – swillenborg
• I'm not a spa expert but I know when I'm being pampered and that's exactly what I felt like after being at Facelogic for an hour. The chairs are awesome, the service is great, and they are very serious about skin care. – forsake