Your face is the ultra-logical Vulcan of your body, and not just because it goes mad with lust and tries to kill William Shatner every seven years. Today's deal gets it $60 worth of appropriately rational spa treatments at Facelogic Spa for $29. This deal also allows you to use the pricing normally reserved for spa members, so you'll receive discounts on any services you choose to purchase on the day you redeem your Groupon. This Groupon is only good for the spa's Northwest Austin location. This deal cannot be used on products. The spa is closed Sunday for egg laying.

Facelogic's spa services dispel the specious, sophomoric ad hominems of stress, homeliness, and other facial fallacies that can dull one's glow. The Facelogic Signature Facial will lovingly wake up your slumbering skin through 50 minutes of deep cleansing, exfoliation, steaming, and mask therapy ($49 at discounted price). For something more revitalizing, oxygenating, or de-wrinklifying, try an Elite Facial such as the Radiance Oxygen Facial, which brings a glow to even the most Gollumy skin with exfoliating buffing beads and a mask rich with encapsulated oxygen. Facelogic's series of naturally derived skin peels (discounted $20–$30), on the other hand, will undo years of playing the MMORPG known as Real Life. Finally, achieve optimum smoothness with facial waxings for the very hairy caterpillars on your face ($15 for brows, $12 for lips or chins at member prices) or the very hairy sea cucumbers on other shaggy parts of the body, such as the palms and the undersides of feet.

Your face is often the first thing people notice about you, unless you've cleverly diverted their attention by refusing to wear pants. Give it the care it needs with today's Groupon.

Reviews

Citysearchers give the Austin branch of Facelogic Spa a near-perfect 4.5-star average:

• This is a wonderful retreat, the staff is so attentive, knowledgeable, flexible, and helpful. – pattiegaile
• I'm not a spa expert but I know when I'm being pampered and that's exactly what I felt like after being at Facelogic for an hour. The chairs are awesome, the service is great, and they are very serious about skin care. – forsake