Today's modern world, with its plethora of countries, panoply of waterways, and constantly changing laws about what is and what isn't "mail fraud" is as confusing as it is stressful. Get a clear definition of relaxation with today's Groupon: for $54, you get an elite facial and an upper-body massage at Facelogic Spa at the west end of the Blue Diamond Crossing Center (a $109 value).

Facelogic provides luxurious, rejuvenating spa treatments to stressed-out soul sacks in need. Dispel the thunderclouds that dull your aura and impede your driving ability with a relaxing Facelogic elite facial ($109), such as the glow-restoring eminence organic stone crop facial. The aromatic organic facial will lovingly wake up your slumbering skin through a series of exfoliation and hydration treatments. Facelogic's licensed spa therapists give clients a relaxing, upper-body massage during each elite facial, loosening stiff muscles and creating an invisible map to buried treasure on your clavicle. Treat your body to a well-earned pampering or gift this Groupon to a friend, postal worker, or professional gift wrapper in need of a holiday break.