Smooth skin is like freshly frosted birthday cake––it looks so delicious that no one cares how old you are. Flaunt face cakes with today's Groupon: for $42, you get a microdermabrasion facial at Faceworks redeemable at the locations on St. Matthews Avenue or Lakepoint Way (an $85 value).

Faceworks' highly trained staff bulldozes gravel-filled pores with microdermabrasion, which smoothes out face terrain and skin complexion. During the non-invasive procedure, a special wand frolics about on skinscapes while spraying tiny crystals and whisking away dead skin cells. The treatment works diligently to revise stubborn scars, banish aggravating acne, and reduce the appearance of stretch marks caused by trumpet practice with Dizzy Gillespie. Once façades are refurbished, skin cells become stronger, transforming coarse cheeks into soft granny-pinchers.