Faces, like khakis and the space-time continuum, look best when wrinkle-free. Iron out head creases with today's Groupon to Facial Rejuvenation Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $120, you get two Latisse eyelash treatments (a $240 value).
• For $40, you get one medical-grade microdermabrasion facial treatment (an $85 value).

Facial Rejuvenation Center offers a lineup of noninvasive cosmetic medical procedures that beautify faces and minimize the amount of downtime required of patients. Cure lackluster lashes with two Latisse eyelash take-home kits. Four weeks into a daily swabbing of the eyelids with the FDA-approved solution, eyelashes begin to grow like magical ophthalmic beanstalks. After 16 weeks, clients are left with luxurious eye brooms that can be used for flirting or scratching the bellies of nearby terriers. A microdermabrasion facial treatment treats dead skin cells like the freeloaders they are, evicting them with mechanical precision. The one-hour treatment promotes cell growth, balances the production of skin oils, and stimulates collagen networking. The result is a visage that is smoother and cleaner, with pores free of dirt and microscopic empty pizza boxes.