Sprucing up a 'do before a big date, like getting beaned during the World Series, is a guaranteed way to get to first base. Score a smooch with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get a haircut, a complete shave, and an eyebrow trim at Fade County (up to a $25 value).

The skilled friseurs at Fade County snip and shear masculine manes in their Miami Heat–themed barbershop. A tress technician trims head hedges, clipping along the neckline and around the ears to polish 'dos and unearth buried headphones (up to a $15 value). Evict face fuzz with a straight shave, during which a steady-handed stylist roots out stubble and banishes beards (a $5 value). Bushy brows are reigned in during the eyebrow trim, which minimizes forehead forestry while preserving eyelid wildlife (a $5 value). The entire service can take up to an hour, or roughly the time it takes Pat Riley to unload a bottle of hair gel.