The unrealistic portrayal of cars in TV shows leads children to believe all cars have squealing tires, thunderous engines, and the guts to talk back to David Hasselhoff. Give your car a new image with today's Groupon: for $10, you get a deluxe wash at Fairway Car Wash in Roseville (a $19.99 value). There is a $2 additional charge for over-size vehicles.

Fairway Car Wash keeps automobiles looking and feeling their best by employing environmentally friendly practices and the latest mud-loathing equipment. Human transporters can enjoy a relaxing sponge bath during a deluxe wash, during which soap, water, and Mr. Miyagi–inspired waxing techniques combine forces to cleanse exteriors and ticklish underbellies. After a rejuvenating rinse, the savvy car cleaners apply a foam polish wax and a layer of clear-coat protectant to keep automobiles' skin shiny and resilient. The entire process can have a sullied sedan in and out in fewer than 20 minutes, cleaning it more thoroughly than a collision with a neighbor’s aboveground pool. As an eco-friendly washery, Fairway Car Wash recycles 100% of the water used to cleanse modern-day steeds.