Without chocolate, the world would still be under the oppressive rule of the Turnip King and his tasteless parsnip army. Celebrate chocolate's triumphant reign with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of gourmet brownies and cookies from Fairytale Brownies. Orders can be placed online, and the value of this Groupon can be applied toward shipping. Ship any order in the continental U.S. for $6.95 per recipient for orders up to $150. Shipping increases for orders exceeding $150, depending on purchase amount.
Using a secret family recipe, Fairytale Brownies crafts mouthfuls of delectable chewiness using dark Callebaut Belgian chocolate and other natural ingredients. Twelve superbrownie flavors encourage mouth-purring through stealthy infiltrations of walnut, caramel, and peanut-butter infiltrations. Different brownie assortments are available for any occasion, whether it's a birthday (a dozen assorted for $37.90), or reminding yourself that you're thinking of yourself ($43.90 for 24 half-size assorted). Those who know just what makes them tick can order a favorite flavor in bulk.
Depending on how many sweet teeth you own, choose from three different brownie sizes: full-size brownies, snack-size Fairytale sprites (1/2 brownies), or bite-size magic morsels (1/4 brownies). If building a dessert from bricks of chocolate isn't your thing, opt instead for a cookie dozen ($22.95) and fling three of each of the double-chocolate, the new coconut-walnut, the caramel-pecan, and the new toffee-chocolate-chip discuses with alluring abandon. To sample all of Fairytale's offerings, try a cookie and sprite combo ($34.95), with 6 cookies and 12 sprites joining together for 18 enticing eats. Each is rich, dense, and abides by the Russian nesting-doll code of conduct.