Without chocolate, the world would still be under the oppressive rule of the Turnip King and his tasteless parsnip army. Celebrate chocolate's triumphant reign with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of gourmet brownies and cookies from Fairytale Brownies. Orders can be placed online, and the value of this Groupon can be applied toward shipping. Ship any order in the continental United States for $6.95 per recipient for orders up to $150. Shipping increases for orders exceeding $150, depending on purchase amount.
Using a secret family recipe, Fairytale Brownies crafts mouthfuls of delectable chewiness with dark Callebaut belgian chocolate and other natural ingredients. The 12 highly trained brownie flavors encourage mouth purring through stealthy infiltrations of walnut, caramel, and peanut butter. Different brownie assortments are available for any occasion, whether it's a birthday (a dozen assorted for $37.90) or a daily reminder to yourself that you're thinking of yourself ($43.90 for 24 half-size assorted). Those who know just what makes them tick can order a favorite flavor in bulk.
Depending on how many sweet teeth you own, choose from three brownie sizes: full-size brownies, snack-size Fairytale sprites (half brownies), or bite-size magic morsels (quarter brownies). If building a dessert from bricks of chocolate isn't your thing, opt instead for a cookie dozen ($22.95) and fling three discuses each of the double chocolate, the new coconut walnut, the caramel pecan, and the new toffee chocolate chip with alluring abandon. To sample all of Fairytale's offerings, try a cookie and sprite combo ($34.95), with 6 cookies and 12 sprites joining together for 18 enticing eats. Each is rich, dense, and abides by the russian nesting-doll code of conduct.