What You'll Get
In addition to providing recreational enjoyment, riding in go-karts and playing miniature golf are excellent ways to prepare children for a future filled with high-speed car chases and malevolent windmills. Gear up for the future with today’s Groupon: for $14, you get a $30 fun card for activities at Wilsonville Family Fun Center.
Wilsonville Family Fun Center boasts 6 sprawling acres teeming with competitive karts, thrilling pintsize rides, and competitions waged on artificial and virtual playing fields. A breeze lifts the hair of riders zooming in go-karts ($7/driver; $3/passenger) and mini golfers dueling with clubs on the shrink-rayed 18-hole course ($7/golfer). A Sky Trail ropes course ($5.50) harnesses gravity-defying navigators, and motorized bumper boats ($7/driver; $3/passenger) splash into one another with inflated joy. Eight batting cages pitch baseballs and softballs at speeds ranging from 40 mph to 70 mph ($3 for 25 pitches), and climbers send their pet monkeys up a 28-foot rock wall to learn from their technique before attempting the ascent themselves ($5.50/climb).
Inside the fun center, warriors duck laser beams in the fog and flickering strobe lights of the Lazerxtreme arena ($7). The Max Flight Cyber Coaster ($5.50) simulates the twists and turns of a coiling tracks, and the Frog Hopper ($3) slides straight up and then bounces downward as riders sprout warts and start wondering if they are princes in disguise. Wee ones age 3 and older bounce in the Kidopolis Playland ($5.50/child; free for adults) or take advantage of 100 flashy games that reward skill and dexterity in the on-site arcade.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 2 per visit. Reservation required for birthday and group packages. Must be 18 or older to drive passengers in go-karts or bumper boats. Must be 58" for go-karts, 48" for sky trail course and rock wall, 44" for bumper boats, laser tag, and max flight. Must be 60" and under for Kidopolis Playland. Not valid for food or beverages. Valid only at listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Wilsonville Family Fun Center & Bullwinkle's Restaurant
Nestled up against a backdrop of giant firs and never-ending sky, Wilsonville Family Fun Center reveals its activities for visitors with 6 acres of jostling bumper boats, squealing go-karts, and families running between more than 11 attractions. On the 18-hole mini-golf course, families putt through a village of tiny cottages and elaborate castles, and at the batting cages they take windmill-inspired swings at pitches flung at up to 70 miles per hour. After taking in enough ground-level scenery, participants can scale the 28-foot rock wall, then strap in to navigate the rope course along the Sky Trail for bird's-eye views of the park, or take a ride on the 800-foot two-way Soaring Eagle zip line, which reaches speeds of up to 25 mph. Scooting indoors, families take aim at each other in the laser-tag arena replete with music, flashing lights, and crawling fog. Afterward, more than 100 games beckon from the two-story arcade. Don't forget to try their newest attraction, the XD Dark Ride, where eight can watch and ride in a 3D-motion theatre, competing for the highest score. Before calling it a day, groups can stop by Bullwinkle's Restaurant, where an animatronic Rocky and Bullwinkle Show pairs with pizza and pop for the kids and beer and burgers for adults.