Like tornadoes, ceiling fans rotate quickly, cause temperatures to plummet, and transport farm girls to munchkin-filled wonderlands. Keep homes cool and stationary with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $70 worth of fans, lighting fixtures, and more at Fan Man Lighting in Burnsville.

The breeze buffs of Fan Man Lighting boast 20 years of experience in the fan and lighting field and eagerly educate customers about gust generators and ray radiators. The retail and service center stocks big-name brands such as Casablanca and Emerson, famed scribe of poetic instruction manuals. Phosphorescence finders can corral the knowledgeable staff to direct them toward Minka Lavery white glass trim to replace metal rings and class up ceilings ($29.95). Those burdened with luminosity-lacking living quarters can enlist Vaxcel lighting sconces to illuminate dark corners haunted by Tootsie Pop-thieving owls ($34.95). Shame the sun with radiance-rich outdoor-lighting fixtures from Maxim ($29.95), or whip wayward wind-whippers into shape with an almond-hued, four-speed Casablanca fan control ($39.99). In addition to fans and light fixtures, the store also stocks water fountains, table lamps, and floor lamps. Today’s Groupon is not valid toward repair services.